How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner

Oh, by the way, please go to Shirley MacLaine’s website. It…is…beautiful. It looks like when you’re home for a holiday, or a week, or whatever it is around Christmas, and you go to like, your parents’ gym–you go to the Y. You go to the Y for the bleakest workout of all time. At 11 am. And then you say, “Oh, they have classes! I don’t care that they’re Zumba classes, I’ll try one.” And then later, you’re back in your childhood bedroom, and you think, “Oh, what time is that class tomorrow.” Or, you think to yourself, “Is the gym open before noon on a weekend.” And so you find the Y website, and the schedule has, like, clip art on it? Anyway, that’s what Shirley MacLaine’s website looks like. Shirleymaclaine.com. Pleeease, please, please please please explore it. Go on the “Encounter Board.” There are different categories. Meditations, Welcomes, It’s A Celebration Exclamation Point. Encounter Board Family, Wellness & Healing, Creativity Corner. I’m gonna click the Creativity Corner, don’t mind if I do. There’s a category called “Fur People.” I actually Googled Fur People, ’cause I didn’t know if that was a term for some sort of deviant sexual community, and an entry came up for the people of Darfur, there’s a whole “This is what they eat, and this is what they believe,” and NOPE! That’s not what Shirley means! Shirley means animals.